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Anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you. - OMG Facts - Your Mind. Blown.

gotta love it.

on a lighter note

I'm taking my drug test today.

It's been a whole month since my last toke

and oh, how I miss it so.

I know, for a fact, I'll go back to it.

Because that's all I ever think about.

I really just wanna pass so I can stop

always being fucking grounded.

I'M ALWAYS FUCKING GROUNDED.

I've noticed, since I've stopped smoking the reefer,

I've been drinking a hell of a lot more.

Like, sometimes, I even drink by myself.

That is not correct.

smoking weed was the only thing keeping me from becoming an alcoholic.

damn workaholic.

Dad, you know how I made you dinner last week?

You know how your work called in the middle of it?

I understood you needed to take the call.

I let you answer, thinking you'd be quick.

I ate all my dinner, and you still weren't back.

So, I wrapped up your food for you,

And refrigerated it so you could finish it later.

I left a note on the counter telling you about my nice deed.

I know you read it because the next morning,

It wasn't there anymore.

And you know what dad? It's still in the fridge.

You knew it was there and completely ignored it.

I just thought, maybe, making you dinner would

Make you want to spend time with me.

Guess I was wrong.

Let me tell you about my best friend.

Joshua Lawson and Jamieson Brown Jr. are the best friends

I could ever, ever ask for. They mean the world to me.

Thank you guys for always being there, and listening to me

Bitch for hours upon hours about the dumbest little things;

Giving me advice and lending your shoulder for me to cry on.

You guys amaze me everyday in every way, and I couldn't

ask for anything better. I love you guys ♥