Lies, Lies, All Lies.

I used to be soo good at lying. Lying would get me out of everything. What did you eat today? A hippo. Ohh. I could make people believe anything. Now I can't lie at all. I'm worse than my sister. Today my dad told me to vacuum and I didn't really want to. So, I told him i vacuumed only the downstairs while i was home alone, thinking he'd believe me. but he went around the whole downstairs and checked to see if i actually vacuumed!! I couldn't stop laughing! but instead of coming clean, I continued to lie! Like I hadn't gotten myself far enough in trouble. "Ok, I only vacuumed the kitchen." He didn't believe it. He proceeded to check the vacuum. Bone dry. How was i supposed to know the water you put in the vacuum makes the inside wet when you use it?? =] I know this won't be the last time I lie. But when i lie, i'll make it more believable. :D